Taxi cabs and busy streets that never bring you back to me

phleps:

theirye’re* 

spookyassharry:

i would just like to take a moment to say that taylor swift is really smart and anyone who doesn’t get that is lame. that is all. goodnight.

thatfunnyblog:

making plans with friends like

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psych2go:

FACT/MYTH? FIND OUT HERE: Read More.

psych2go:

FACT/MYTH? FIND OUT HERE: Read More.

swiftie-sweeran13:


When I finally have 1989 on my hands. taylorswift

swiftie-sweeran13:

When I finally have 1989 on my hands. taylorswift

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts)

shadesofwrong:

Petition for all classes to be cancelled October 27th in honor of 1989

Sophie Monk and Merrick Watts chat to Taylor Swift about people commenting on who she writes about in her songs

(Source: onehandfeel)

badsblood:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

I can’t believe taylor is finally announcing her candidacy for office 2k16

#taylorswiftforunitedstatespresident2k16

badsblood:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

I can’t believe taylor is finally announcing her candidacy for office 2k16

#taylorswiftforunitedstatespresident2k16

waystiel:

ermahgeerd:

sexypotassium:

why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there

this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it

I asked my chemistry teacher this the other day and he said it’s technically a gas but then he whispered that it’s actually not and scientists just don’t want to admit that they have no fucking clue
my chemistry teacher’s great